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One of the Zodiac signs:
A Gemini is all over the place. Their heads in the clouds but they can come down to the real world to help a friend. They tend to be hilarious and ready to fight at any given moment. Usually they come off as innocent, but they can fight with the skills of a trained warrior.
Be careful with Geminis. You're lucky if you're in their life for long. Don't piss a Gemini off, however, because they can rebound back with twice the amount of pain you offered them.
Scorpio: I don't know I've been having a dark time recently and I just need someone to talk to about it.
Gemini, drinking: bUdDy yOU cAmE to thE riGHT plAce.
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The most mysterious of the signs. They tend to be quiet and keep all thoughts to themselves. If you manage your way into one of their lives, you're insanely lucky, because you'll never get such a chance again.
Scorpio's are nice and insanely protective of those they care about, and will lash out at anybody who hurts someone close to them.
Cherish your relationship with this Zodiac sign.
Gemini: So I don't know how to say this but like...this person called me a jerk and i'm not sure what to do...
Scorpio, already cocking a gun: Just say the word
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This Zodiac sign is something else. You're the luckiest person on Earth if you enter a Pisces's emotional factor of life.
Pisces are fun and rather introverted. They lock up their emotions to make everyone around them happier, something everyone needs to help them with.

Pisces should never feel left out. If they are, you're doing something wrong. They're so much fun and usually the life of a party. They are the best artists out of all of the signs, easily.
Gemini: How are you?
Pisces: Fine, and you?
Gemini: No, like how are you really doing? For real.
Pisces, smiling sadly: Not the best
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Someone who's a bratty, arrogant, cocky, and cruel liar.
Pronunciation: Back-el
She's such a baccl, always bragging about herself and getting annoyed when no one pays attention to her.
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The most innocent of the signs. They enjoy being called innocent, too, and take advantage of it.

They tend to be on the more emotional sides of situations, whether it be crying or inwardly sobbing, their emotions control them.
This Zodiac sign is sweet and means well, but you have to be careful around them. They can hurt you and fight fire with fire, but they'll never admit how much they're hurting. Watch their backs.
Gemini: Why are you crying like literally nothing's wrong.
Cancer, sobbing: in the science documentary a-a penguin (loud sniff) drowned because they lost the hole in the ice...
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