The shoots

The simple union of the words shit and toot. The shoots are when one cannot control one's own bowel. The shoots can also be used to describe when one thinks they are going to toot, but then he or she actually shits his or her own pants.

Sam: "Where are you?"

Cassie: "Sorry, I'm running late. I had the shoots all day and couldn't leave the toilet."

by Crosby, ND, CJ March 17, 2012

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a guamanian slang use in replacement of or after 'goodbye'and all its other synonyms. Also Sometimes used as 'Shoo Shoot'.

Ay bro see you later, shoo shoot!

by tiggs May 30, 2006

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(verb) to ejaculate

Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

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That one word your Dad uses when his football team loses but he doesn't want to curse in front of you.

Favorite Team: *Loses*
Dad: Aw, shiiii-
Mom: *Threatens to take the kids and file a divorce in a single look*
Dad: shoot.

by Bun_buni April 24, 2020

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A word from Chaminade College in Toronto denoting that something is an obvious lie. In other words meaning bullshit. Often followed by a hand forming the shape of a gun.

1. I ahd sex with Jessica Alba last night.
2. Ok thats a shoots buddy!
1. No, I'm serious.
2. SHOOTS!

by Mr. Dark October 6, 2006

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