shlong master 3000

someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.

Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

shkongk

Shkongk is a synonym for every known swear word.

Guy 1: *Stubs toe*.... SHKONGK!
Guy 2: Bro you ok?
Guy 1: Yeh
Guy 2: WTF is shkongk!?
Guy 1: I say that instead of swear words.
Guy 2: Wow thats a good idea, you should put that on the Urban Dictionary.

by Cake nuke February 18, 2018

Long Shlong

a word for having/describing a big pp

John: That's one long shlong.

Jahrool: Thank you my homie.

by zoomingastro March 12, 2020

Shlong bong

An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)

Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong

by Steven wallaceson May 10, 2009

shlongrider

A homosexual, or more specifically, one who rides the penis.

"Enjoying your bananna there Mark?"
"Shut up Scott, you shlongrider!"

by Ben Dizzle July 28, 2005

Shlongboard

A short longboard

I like my longboard better than your shlongboard, it's to short

by Dude2010 February 17, 2010