shkongk

Shkongk is a synonym for every known swear word.

Guy 1: *Stubs toe*.... SHKONGK!
Guy 2: Bro you ok?
Guy 1: Yeh
Guy 2: WTF is shkongk!?
Guy 1: I say that instead of swear words.
Guy 2: Wow thats a good idea, you should put that on the Urban Dictionary.

shkongk by Cake nuke February 18, 2018

Shlongkong 

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...

It's on like shlongkong!

Shlongkong by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

Shlongker 

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.

Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me

Shlongker by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020

Shlongkey 

Is a male who prefers to be on the receiving end of anal sex or anal play. The male will often show off their stretched out anal sphincters like a badge of honor.

Goatse is an example of a Shlongkey.
1 guy 1 cup is an example of a Shlongkey gone wrong.

Shlongkey by deltron3030 September 9, 2013

Shkonka 

A slut.
Originated from the word "skonka"
but it is more updated.
And sounds better
the "H" can be added to other words as well

"The shkonka was so shneaky that it made her shleepy"

Shkonka by Kadie A. October 12, 2008

Shlongk 

When a penis is so large (see shlong) that dropping it onto a surface produces an audible noise, a shlongk is the noise made by said action.

Troy: “I don’t believe it, there’s no way you have a 14 inch wang!”
Churt: “Ye of little faith”
Churt’s zipper: “ziiiiiip”
Churt’s 14 inch monster cock dropping onto a glass table: “SHLONGK”
Troy: “touché.”

Shlongk by Oogabunga April 11, 2020