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shoelace belt

You have totally missed the point of a shoelace belt. Skateboarders wear it for functionality not style it doesn't feel very comfortable having a real belt digging in your side while bending down for pop. True some belts feel better than others, but it does not compare to a shoelace belt.
People not being lazy or trying to be cool while wearing a shoelace belt example REAL skateboarders.
by bigohiostatus April 18, 2008
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shoeface

verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.
1.Duncan lost the card game, so he got shoefaced.
2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.
3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.
by Weeedy April 22, 2007
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Shoelace

The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.
Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.
by MG Boys November 21, 2004
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SHOWCASING

The act of boasting ,displaying or "Featuring" if you will, about something so precious that your being enamored by it would be an understatement.

To hold in the utmost highest regard imaginable to which that it becomes unreal.

To flaunt and champion some super hot chic in front of your associates, peers or nemesis as a display of machismo.
"Yo did you see that piece of ass Jimbo was showcasing at the race track on Saturday"?
by DEADMEAT July 26, 2013
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shoegazer

The music and followers of post 1990's psychedelic music, especially that which is repetitive and droning. Derived from drug music's effect of causing the stoned listener or musician to just stand there with their head hung down staring at their shoes. Sometimes characterized by phase-shifting or echoed guitars and can be used to describe the fans or the music. Could be used to describe bands such as Spacemen 3, My Bloody Valentine, Cocteau Twins, Verve, et al.
Dude, you should have seen all the shoegazers at that Spiritualized concert last night.
by MrRockandRoll May 1, 2004
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shoefart

Describes the unusual noise made by new shoes when walking.
Mike: What is that noise? Did you fart?
Sophia: No, that wasn't me, that was a shoefart.
by OrangeDiva October 6, 2008
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shmecal

Wow that is the smallest shmecal I have ever seen
by Fatmat December 31, 2013
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