Shamooning 

Act o spamming social media with obvious fact just to annoy your friends.

There is a lot of shamooning on facebook and twitter lately.

Shamooning by Sv8 December 17, 2016

smorfing 

Smorfing requires a female corpse that is a day or two old, and a partner. One person tries to put their entire mouth around the vaginal area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. When he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have accumulated in the area.

Me and Hank were totally smorfing this chick, and I had the most foul taste in my mouth you could ever imagine, and that's when the cops burst in.

smorfing by Revchu March 24, 2004

smorfing 

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".

The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.

smorfing by Human Overth February 21, 2010

Shmorange

Extreme love. Love between couples that are PERFECT for each other.

"Hey did you hear? Jeffrey told Hannah that he Shmoranges her! That must mean that they will last forever!"

Shmorange by In Shmorange June 20, 2009

Shorking 

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

Shorking by QuadTrax December 1, 2010

shmoingus zone 

A phrase used to describe a feeling of complete mental release while smoking marijuana. To throw one's social cautions to the wind, and act in a state that represents the most primitive desires of the mind. Zany, crazy, Kooky. Out of control, and feeling good about it.

blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted

Man, Eduardo went crazy after he smoked that blunt.

Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!

shmoingus zone by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006

shmeening 

"Raw dogging" husky German girls possibly in "da butt"

Kent was shmeening in the shower last night and had to hold his hand over her mouth.

shmeening by delhorno November 20, 2009