smammel

Smammel is the term for all things small and mammel

It comes from the logical fusion of the two words and can be used to mean anything from:
Rats, Mice, Rabbits, Bats, Squirrels, Chipmunks and most infantile mammels.

Everything smaller than a typical house cat can be considered a "Smammel"

Guy 1: Damn, We're lost in this forest
Guy 2: Well, we are big strong men, we can survive
Guy 1: You know that there are nothing other than Smammels in this part of the woods? What will we eat?

by SonofOsiris April 24, 2008

Shmammered

Getting so to drunk that you pass the stages of smashed and hammered... So you combine them making you SHMAMMERED!!!!

Dude i was so shmammered last night i don't remember anything.

by K2theIzzle November 6, 2009

shmammery

Getting as shit faced as you possibly can without passing out, blacking out, or throwing up. Basically having the best time possible, while still being classy, with as much alcohol as possible. Often done on the regular on college campuses.

Person 1: Dude, do you have class tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah man.
Person 1: Then let's go get shmammery tonight!

by djkalypso November 24, 2010

shmammered

Stoned and Hammered

Being High, than Getting drunk

by Lucas Tait May 26, 2003

shmammerd

striaght crunk beyond belief

Last night oxy, purp and patron got me straight shmammerd

by C. Moss January 31, 2008

shmammered

the art of becoming so intoxicated during a woogie hunt

Dude, I got absolutely shmammered last night at the Cambie.

by Thomas Karanasos April 5, 2008

[shmammerfied]

A state of pure obliteration, drunk to the point of no return.

"That bitch is such a light weight, she drank 4 beers and was shmammerfied."

by G-Paul August 1, 2008