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shlompton

Shlompton is what you called your main fuckin dog. Since day 1 shit. Shlomps for short
by Trent Morgan December 7, 2020
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shlompdoof

An unnecessarily long way of mentioning the male genitalia
Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and ride my suck my shlompdoof?
by Sierra Lenker March 9, 2018
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Shlomp

You are a shlomp.
by Pyroethical July 23, 2018
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Shlumpth

When you drag your feet and feeling lazy to walk. When you don’t have the effort to walk.
Hey!! Stop shlumpthing and walk properly...
by wwjwys March 5, 2019
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Shlomped

Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”

It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.

The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.
Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”
by MScarn111 July 2, 2019
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Shlompin

Meaning the taste of something is above god level.
Dang mom! These mashed potatoes are shlompin!
by I <3 black ppl October 13, 2019
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shloopty

ayo my asshole hurts from that shloopty
by Boobert January 21, 2021
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