shitosis

a disorder in which one cannot go poop in public restrooms. They are restricted to the home. If they are forced to use public restrooms, they feel extreme discomfort and often unable to perform.

Prah: I have to poop really bad...
Natalie: Then go!
Prah: I can't! I have shitosis!

by Laura & Tika October 20, 2008

shitiots

People who posts shitty definitions in urban dictionary for a desperately needed feeling of importance. Creating words like, condomize, and feBROary etc. Possibly knowing of there lack of creativity and originality but knowing no other way. This can also be used towards anyone that leaves you with the same feeling(s) in any other situation.

Steve: They just sit over there creating lame definitions on their urban dictionary apps and reading them to each other. They don't even amuse one another. How sad...
Scott: Shotiots, man...
Steve: Shitiots?
Scott: Yes!
Steve: Yeah... Shitiots...

by howardthe*uck February 6, 2013

Shitsticks

Complete failure of something to deliver enjoyment or pleasure.

After paying US $9.00 to watch a bruce willis movie, everyone yelled SHITSTICKS when it was over.

by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003

Shitstink

A terrible smell of feces. Similar to mudbutt

Hey, you shitstink bitch, get your ass on outta here before we call the odor Gestapo on your ass!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

shitsticks

(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"

1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.

by Lfrey May 5, 2006

Shitinist

One who defecates in abundance.

...dis mark da fif time I try ta use da damn crappa, never damn time I go in there, Jamal be sittin' on the shitter. He da shitinist ma fucker I ever seen.

by Boph Yall January 17, 2011

Shitstincts

The increasing need to shit, the closer you get to your home.

Paris really needed a shit when she approached her house, her Shitstincts really kicked in!

Harry was on the bus, when he was almost at his house his Shitstincs knew he was close!

by ashbydelazouch November 24, 2017