Jacob Sartorius

Talentless little boy with elf ears who thinks he can sing but sounds like a dying cow.

Omg you are such a little Jacob Sartorius

by Big.goth.titty.slayer August 2, 2018

Jacob Sartorius

The most vile creature to exist. Just one look at him and you want to drink bleach.

Person 1: oh my god did you see that guy over there!
Person 2: Yeah and omg what a Jacob Sartorius, gross.

by Gross stay away May 18, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

GAY AS FUCK! And very cringe wothery so you should stay at least 15 to 20 feet away at all times

Jacob Sartorius can be kinda gay at times.

by James Stiltonn June 23, 2017

Jacob Sartorius

Aka, Jacob Saggytits. He is hell. A gift from satan to let us all know that murder is sadly illegal, he is testing us🤔

"You know Ty? Total fucking Jacob Sartorius. Acts just like him."

by Dnce gvin dnce May 30, 2016

rolf sartorius

one look at this fucking pile of shit and you will want to drink a large bucket full of bleach and question god's existence for creating this fucking rat, commonly referred to as rolf or more popularly, jacob saggytits.

person 1: omg! Wanna watch this video of rolf sartorius with me?
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!

by fuckingpieceoftrash June 17, 2016

Sharteries

The arteries inside your bottom!

“Jane had so many johnsons up her bum hole that weekend she some serious inflammation of the sharteries on the monday”

by Dave the rave slave June 6, 2018

Shartruse

When someone thinks they must far, but accidentally do so with such force that it leaves a chartreuse color paste in their underwear, a mixture of blood and diarrhea.

A shit, I made shartruse.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019