Shapped

Being absolutely shattered in desperate need of a nap!

'ah mate, im shapped!'

by katy splodger August 5, 2008

Shap

The combination of shit and crap. Just a typical insult.

"This is so Shap!!"
"You're full of Shap"
"He can be so shap sometimes"

by Jibby Unicorn May 26, 2019

shap

The Belfast, Norhern Ireland word for
Shop

De yis want anything, when I'm down the Shaps?
There is a lovely wee fish SHAP at the bottom of our street

by Damian October 1, 2003

Shapped

To get stalked and harrassed single white female style on BBM, text, IM, g-chat, email, phone call, etc, with all salutations ending in an "xo" with incorrect grammar

Sally: I just got 6 texts and a missed call from the same person
Carrie: Were the words "youre" and "too" used incorrectly?
Sally: Yes
Carrie: You just got shapped!

by AJ26 March 30, 2011

SHAPS

Second-Hand After Person Shits, when the person before you has taken a massive crap and you don't want the person after you to assume it's yours.

*exiting gas station bathroom*

"Wow, that is some serious SHAPS."

"Ah, well, at least it's not your fault."

by Grin Ann Bareit October 1, 2012

shap it

Referring to when one makes their way from one place (usually with a group, intoxicated) to another.

Initially "ship it," it has been modified to "shap," due to laziness and the extension of vowels when one has been drinking 'with the boys'.

Then let's shap it over to RealSports and get shittered!

by snoosdeuce November 18, 2010

Shap

When you shit and fap at the same time

He was shapping at my mom's house

by Hambre December 9, 2017