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The Shatner Effect

A cinematic term when in a movie or television program, an actor or actress removes their top, or appears without it for no apparent reason.
The scene from "Swordfish", where Halle Berry moves her book to show her boobs for no reason is a classic case of The Shatner Effect.
by Russell The Love Muscle January 13, 2015
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Medium Shaftner

The size of your erection that is larger than a grade A softee but not quite the size of a full on rager.
Wow it seems like i can't get rid of this medium shaftner because my pants are too tight.
by sergiothinks October 22, 2010
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Shafted

Ripped off, cheated, treated most unfairly by people or even just by fate...

The story of Shark Island!
Shark Island were the biggest band in LA in the 80's, every band copied their style, their moves, everything. Axl Rose ripped off a lot of Richard Black's (Shark Island singer) moves and got famous with them. Yep, Shark Island got well and truly shafted!
by Dope Slanger August 24, 2006
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shafneed

An arabic name, meaning to win. Boy name. People named shafneed are often initiated into sex at a very early stage and tend to be good juvenile lovers. A favorite with older women. A very rare name.
That kid is a shafneed, he's just 11 and he's winning his way with older women.
by dillitante August 22, 2014
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Shaftesbury

A hilltop town in Dorset. Home to an abbey, Gold Hill, Tesco, and Shaftesbury School, and not much else except woods, fields, cows, rather nice country people and retired war veterans.

The people of Shaftesbury can take pride whilst gazing from their hill at the neighbouring towns such as Gillingham and Sturminster Newton. By doing this they are reminded of their superiority from the fact that they don't live in an imbred squalour dominated by chavs.

Recently however, the chav, have been advancing on the hill of Shaftesbury. The recent influx is thought to be from Gillingham of which the vermin seek the nearest Tesco Supermarket.

Precautionary measures have not yet been taken by the town council - also known as the 'Chimpanzee Committee' due to the large presence of Chimpanzees imported illegally from Gillingham School on the board of councilors.
'Shaftesbury is the city of a dream' - Thomas Hardy
by elk_jjhf March 29, 2012
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getting shafted

to get screwed or to have bad luck. to get the short end of the deal.
Ian:" can i have a ride to lunch?''

Lerman:'' fuck no"

Ty:" ha that bitch jus got shafted"
by da jim bob krew September 19, 2004
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William Shatner'd

To defecate, poop, dump, crap, shit, or shat your pants.
Aw, man. I just William Shatner'd myself.
by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009
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