the facial expression made famous by pornstars. in which they show there teeth while sucking in air in an attempt to look hot.
o man, this girl was jerking me off yesterday and she did The Shatner
by dogfart69 January 20, 2012
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Verb. To boldly shit where no shit has ever been shat before, namely on someone else.
Dude 1 : I really wanted to Shatner that guy but he ran off in the Weinermobile with Elon Musk.
Dude 2 : You mean they ran off in the Weinerrocket?
Dude 1 : Nah, it hasn't been invented yet.
by AlabamaBaby February 18, 2021
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Toilet paper. So named because it goes around Uranus wiping out Klingons.
by Adman12 September 2, 2005
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When a situation completely changes tone from reverent to mildly absurd.

Example: When the 2010 Winter Olympics closing ceremony went from the moving extinguishing of the Olympic flame to the tune of Neil Young's "Long May You Run" to William Shatner discussing the hazards of having sex in a canoe.
"Did you see the closing ceremony? It was great, but then it totally got Shatnered."
by elbob1023 March 1, 2010
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Verb used when a vocalist for a band speaks his lyrics instead of singing them.
Halfway through Crazy my voice started cracking, so I just Shatnered my way to the end.
by Oedipus May 26, 2005
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Shatner (n.) 1) Star of the 1960's TV cult classic 'Star Trek.' (v.) 1) Of or having Shatner-like qualities, as a) Overly dramatic acting style filled with pauses, b) Musical stylings that resemble their own branch of performance art, a song performed in limited vocal range with many pauses, while reciting the lyrics as beat poetry, c) "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!"
1) (n). William Shatner, (1931- )

1a) (v). "To be or............... not to be, that is............. the question."

1b) "Welcome............. to the jungle. It gets worse here.......... every day."

1c) "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
by Quicksand August 7, 2005
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The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.
Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.
by Flatoutrude July 8, 2016
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