sexternal hard drive

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

by Champcar November 27, 2011

Sexorcism

n. Relating to the ideology that a demon or evil entity can be removed from the body through a ritual of various acts of rough sex. By this theory .. After one has been possessed, they are only able to extract the demon by literally getting it "fucked" out of them.

Joe: My girlfriend's house is haunted and she's been acting super weird lately...

Bob: So what'd you do?

Joe: I had to perform a sexorcism on her. Fucked the spirit right out of her.

by Alix's Man May 6, 2013

Sextarded

Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.

My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!

by Sextarded March 25, 2009

sextressed

1) The state of being under extreme sexual tension.
2) Needing sexual release.

I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. Sorry... I'm a bit sextressed.

by GGBbycakes August 11, 2012

sextography

The photographing of various body parts for use in sexual exchanges via text messaging or text / photo based hookup sites such as Grind'r, Jack'd, and Blendr. See sexting, sextographing, and texting. Coined while drunk in bar after friend commented on my sextographing behavior as being rather ho'ish.

She's addicted to sextography. I think she's collected more body parts for sextographing than jeffrey dammer had in his fridge.

by getsKYLEd November 3, 2011

sextra credit

Performing Sexual favors to raise a grade.

Mactaggart boned ms. Wojtas for some Sextra Credit.

by DirtyD November 28, 2004

private sector

Part of the economy not under direct governmental control.

After his stint as a Senator expired, Fred went to work in the private sector, away from the prying eyes of watchdog groups.

by rarrk April 20, 2009