Sede Vacante

Latin words meaining empty chair. Usually means that the papal office is unoccupied.

What the Presidency is in effect, since we now have an illegitimate pretender as our President since January of 2001.

The office of the President has been Sede Vacante since the election of George W. Bush and his taking office in January of 2001.

by jesster79 February 7, 2006

sedecimate

Verb, also spelled seducimate.

Used to indicate a seduction so powerful that, upon sight of the seducer, the seducee's breathing will quicken and their speech will fail. Seducers will find it easy to obtain money, goods and services from those they have sedecimated. Sedecimation is difficult to attain; it cannot be learned, merely honed. Sedecimation comes through sheer force of charisma. Other forms of this verb are:

Sedecimated (past tense)
Sedecimating (present tense)
Sedecimation (referring to a present or past act of sedecimating)

The end goal of Tom Cruise's "Seduce and Destroy" seminar is the ability to sedecimate the woman of your choice.

Carey is well versed in the art of sedecimation.

by Archie Pelago May 23, 2007

sedentosis

(n.) a debilitating disease characterized by the victim's inability or distaste to any form of motion; more severe than laziness, but less severe than paralysis


From the Latin root sedere (to sit).

"You really need to get your act together, you lazy little fuck."
"I'm not lazy!!! I have sedentosis, you ignoramus!"

by Keho March 2, 2009

sidefoul

The "sidefoul" or bad breath one emits from the side of the mouth when slightly opened at the point of exhaling. Mostly occurring when one is seated next to another person; ie. commuter train, public transit, carpool, movie theater, etc. Foul smells include but not limited to; milk, onion, olives, alcohol, cheese, morning breath etc.

I would have enjoyed my commute to work if I hadn't sat down next to this person committing a sidefoul.

by mr. *zee April 16, 2015

Seder

the longest meal you've ever had to sit through. for the jewish holiday passover. also, contains all your least favorite foods.

want to come over to my house for seder?

by drahcus February 13, 2010

seder plate

During the Passover holiday, the sexual act of simultaneously spitting, flicking boogers, defecating, shaking dandruff, urinating and ejaculating on the bare stomach of your Jewish lover, thus simulating the six traditional items on the Seder Plate. For extra emphasis, the main actor should commence this act by jubilantly shouting “let my people go!” at the point of climax.

I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.

by Joost De Egressor March 12, 2008

Sidefucking

The act of fucking people on the side while in a horrible long distance relationship. Since people cannot cope with long distance relationships they need the additional sexual satisfaction of having sex with other people. The long distance partner cannot possibly satisfy the other through the use of phone or web sex, so additional partners are required to quench this desire.

D: So how's your boyfriend in Vancouver doing?
J: So fucking bad, thank god I'm sidefucking.
D: Oh I know what you mean, sidefucking is essential. Like when I was dating that chick in Utah.

by Tetherel November 8, 2010