Sedef 

An adorable girl who will live with me forever. She is kind and delicate.

Sedef is love of my life.

Sedef by Serna van Illa November 21, 2021

To Seef 

To Seef (v. intr.) To tone down a Northern accent when in the presence of Southerners because of embarrassment

I seef
You (sing.) seef
He/She/It seefs
We seef
You (pl.) seef
They seef

Guy: I'm moving down south for uni & want to fit in- do you know how to seef?
Girl: Yeah, just imagine you're doing an impression of the queen

Guy #1: He just pronounced that word correctly, but I thought he was from up North? :S
Guy #2: He's seefing

e.g. -Man in Yorkshire: "Sorry, but I can't do nowt today- it’s propah silin’ down out there and I'm nesh"
-Man in presence of Southerners "I can't do it today as it's raining and I don't want to catch a cold"

e.g. *Guy on the phone to his mother* "Mam, I walked on the grasss and tripped o'er some glasss- I prolly shoulda stuck to the patthhh" *southerner walks past* "Mum, I walked on the grass and tripped over some glass- I should've stayed on the path."

e.g. What the person would say in Doncaster:"Ey up, how's tha doin?"
What the person would say to Londoners: "Hi, how are you?"

To Seef by Southerner #4 February 17, 2013

sedrftgyhujikolp 

Just really bored and typed sedrftgyhujikolp

Man: I so bored
person: type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Man: did that
person: how about mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
Man: did it
Person: Maybe sedrftgyhujikolp
Man: I am going to do it

sedrftgyhujikolp by sedrftgyhujikolp guy June 3, 2018

sedermasochism 

The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).

Dreading the sedermasochism I will experience when I go to my parents house for Passover next week.

sedermasochism by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016

Seefer 

Gross shit caused by caffeinated drinks.

My roommate just got back from Dunkin and went straight to the bathroom. He’s probably dropping a seefer right now.

Seefer by Ballofcost November 30, 2018

Oh no Sam Seder

What a fucking nightmare! Famous last words spoken by Steven Crowder.

"Oh no Sam Seder! What a fucking nightmare!"

Oh no Sam Seder by Troi_Baker June 28, 2021

Seder nixxa 

Imposters that attend cultural events solely for free food and alcohol. These free loaders manipulate vulnerable clueless hosts for invitations. They strategize through lies and dishonest intentions. The master manipulators pretend to care about your customs. They will go as far as to wear a Yamaka on top of there nappy afros. They will fake laugh at jokes as-well pretend to adore and tolerate your nasty untrained pets. They influence children to partake in unhealthy immature practices such as drinking alcohol. The impressionable children will learn to skip dosages of insulin, skip doctor appointments, forget allergy medications, not use CPAP due to the influence of the seder nixxa's. They are lowly members of society and remember to not invite them into your home!

A: "Hey bro what are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Its passover, i'm probably gonna crash a seder for the free alcohol"
A: "Dam bro you mind if i come too?"
B: " come through bro its not my wine"
A: " your a Seder nixxa for life!!"

Seder nixxa by Pseudophed-head April 8, 2023