Spurtle

When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.

Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke

How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job

by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020

scuttlebutt

Rumors and gossip(navy)

That site is a good way to spread unwanted scuttlebutt.

by Light Joker January 15, 2005

Scuttlebuck the Tustard

A colloquial phrase that can be used in various ways deviating from the literal translation, "rape the fart".

I want to see all of you giving it %110 percent! The Mustangs are our biggest rival, you don't need me to remind you of that! And you know Coach Durden plays dirty, so if he sends in the secondary to put pressure on the line I expect you to scuttlebuck the tustards because it's Hammertime, baby! Go Sharks!

by scissorman October 23, 2008

shurtleneck

A shirt or sweater with a short, close-fitting, collar. Unlike your traditional turtleneck, the collar is not long enough to bunch or be turned over.

In an effort to blend the cool austerity of the turtleneck with the chic functionality of the basic shirt, Carly decided to wear a shurtleneck to work today.

by scader girl June 3, 2015

Scuttle Fuck

A scuttle fuck is a small group of individuals that fuck in tandem/ tag team. The act of scuttling is very difficult and requires immense skill and strength to retain the tandem fuck. The scuttle Fuck group usually consists of 5 - 10 people and consist of both males and females, the person in the back is scuttle initiator and the person in the front is called the scuttle master.

yo that party was packed there were like 5 scuttle fucks worth of people.

by SCUTTKLE MASTER September 13, 2016

Scuttlehead

Shit for brains.

Norm MacDonald's preferred identifiable group for scapegoating.

You know what's wrong with this country? Too many scuttleheads.

by BlackBBQBones June 6, 2022

the scuttlebutt

the scuttlebutt: rumor/gossip. It's actually a nautical term for a cask used to serve water for immediate consumption. Sailors would gossip around the scuttlebutt while congregating for a drink of water.

Sailors always congregate around the scuttlebutt to find out the latest gossip on the ship!

by The Scuttlebutt January 25, 2014