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scrocoon

(n) the sanctuary created when a man takes his scrotum, stretches it out, then manipulates his malleable manbag around a woman like a cocoon, providing stability, warmth, and shelter.
Don't worry girl, my scrocoon shall protect you from nature's fury.

You will not need a sleeping bag. My scrocoon shall maintain homeostasis.
by Rodney Rebar January 11, 2011
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This Toads the Wet Sprocket!

Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.

Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
"My favorite TV show was cancelled? This toads the wet sprocket!"
by Ziekerz September 2, 2007
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scronking

A game where 2 or more men play conkers with Thier scrotums all saying no homo first to crack Thier balls wins
If more than 3 people play then they must form a circle
Guy 1: Last night me and the lads were scronking
Guy 2: wtf that sounds so gay
Guy 1: don't worry we all said"no homo"
by Mattyj006 February 25, 2020
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Whistling Sprocket

a raondom person (Janitor) who walks around whistling aything that comes to mind, never in tune, or never actually a song.
Look At YoungWhistling Sprocket Over There!
by Richard Parker April 3, 2006
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Scronkers

Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.

Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:

A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn

E. No halting a match

It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.

Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
I love to play scronkers with my mates!

I'm a professional scronkers player.
by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020
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schock

That dudes a total schock.
by George Chalaveettil January 10, 2009
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scronk

synonym for screw, fuck, doing the deed, bumping uglies, dropping in, tapping that shit, etc.
Matlock was a repeat, so we scronked instead.
by ERock May 15, 2004
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