Schwanzparade

Literally "cock parade"

Swiss german analogue to sausage fest. Refers to a situation, where there are more men than women present.

We went to this bar, but it was such a Schwanzparade that we went on to the next bar.

by rilexa July 15, 2009

Schwartzing

V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.

So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.

by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011

Michael Schwartz

The act of sticking ones finger up a females butt hole before the person reaches first base.

"Dude you should totally Michael Schwartz her tonight"
"Its our first date"
"That's the point".

by Menwithouthats May 1, 2010

shwantz

tallywhacker, penis

Tyler has a tiny shwantz

by Zookie March 29, 2003

jason schwartzman

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.

"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"

by lemadhatter November 12, 2006

schwanz

a man's penis; also see root.

Dude! Are you gay? You just touched my shwanz!

by Lord Junk April 16, 2003

schwartzenburg

creepy old lady that stalks kids and makes odd jokes about sandwiches...

schwartzenburg: She wasn't really talking about a sandwich... if you know what i mean... So, where do you live?
child: AH!

by hellomynameis12345678 February 23, 2009