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Schoolie Killer

An individual who always eats 10 trays of the NYCDOE free school lunch; An individual who begs others for their ID to get another tray of School Lunch
During Lunch Jayden and Casseem are always trying to cut eachother on line while Lindon and Tyler are pleading with the other students to hand over their school lunch and give it to them. All four of these schoolie demons had done this strategy since freshman year, learning from their mentors Leonardo and Escalade. Lartey, took notice and said to himself " Schoolie Demons are back at it again smh" as they continued to profusely ask others to get them the school lunch. Meanwhile Ahmad and Marlee insidiously slipped to the front without anyone noticing all the while Robert watched in horror, Appalled as to what humanity had became, rethinking of naming BETA - Schoolie Killer Academy.
by Killer Police February 15, 2022
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like a schoolie on Valentine's Day

Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.
1.

I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.

2.

Dick: Where are you rushing off to?

Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.

Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.
by AxtoGrind July 3, 2009
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private all-girls catholic schoolism

the art of folding your kilt shorter than anyone else's to see who is going to get the shortest kilt without a detention.
"omg!!!!!! is my kilt good?"
"yeah, it's even."
"thank the father, son, and the holy spirit!"
-private all-girls catholic schoolism
by the 4 babes September 23, 2019
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Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.
"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."
by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011
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schooliphobe

A person who has the the fear of school and all school like things, like rulers, pencils, notebooks, ect.
Person 1: Augh! I can't go to school today!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because I'm a schooliphobe!
by Halliepanda December 7, 2006
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Scholastitute

"Scholar" hired to validate the opinions and prejudices of his/her employers. A PhD of ill repute.
That think-tank is staffed entirely by scholastitutes.
I had such promise as a student; to think that I ended up as a scholastitute for a political campaign is almost too much to bear.
by Bellingson January 20, 2011
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Schoolie Killer

A person who eats more than one tray of the New York City Department of Education free lunch.
Yo, Marlee and Jayden are being schoolie killers again.
by Marlipia November 25, 2019
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