Schmumblarded

A non-offensive synonym for retarded, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean very drunk. Originated at Villanova University by E. Boling.

I got a $4 haircut from some guy outside the bodega & now I look schmumblarded.

What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”

Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.

by a.eglin June 12, 2019

Schmump

A broski that refuses to go to ur birthday because he needs to play fortnite.

Ethan is such a fucking schmump!

by MrSuperSoaker November 8, 2019

Schnuarted

When you are about to bust a nut and shit your pants...

Oh fuck yeah babe I’m gonna bust, oh yeahhhhhh......oh shit.... I uh just Schnuarted....

by GoblinKing6661 May 13, 2021

schnuerffdog day

a fun and joyous holiday that happens the first friday of the second semester in a school year! those celebrating wear green to share their schnuerffdog day cheer!!!

“hey, why are you ironing your green shirt?”
“it’s schnuerffdog day tommorow, obviously!!”

by lickmyhairyhole January 20, 2023

Schlumming

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.

I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me

by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023

Post Nut Schlump

The act of passing out after a hard nut.

Yo sorry I didn't text you back, the Post Nut Schlump hit me hard.

by The Curler June 15, 2018

schlumped

Extreme fatigue.

Yo Ima be extraa schlumped after doing this Precal Hw.

by K.iverson January 31, 2017