Slumpkin

The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.

Melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.

by BaconQuest February 13, 2005

Slumpkin

The act of auto-fellatio whilst in the throes of defecation.

Joey was so trashed last Friday that while he was dropping a deuce, he decided to give himself a Slumpkin, passed out, rolled forward and woke up covered in his own shit.

by brownnoser October 29, 2014

scrumpkin

Get head while eating a tasty morsel.

That bitch totally gave me a scrumpkin while having a slice of key lime pie.

by Luke, Mike, and Whitney March 27, 2004

schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

by girl April 20, 2004

scrumpkins

A term used in the 16th century to describe the scraps collected by poor orhpaned children

Rusty Jimmy and Scrapyard Elsa fought off a pack of rats for a small amount of scrumpkins.

by RatKing696969 February 17, 2019

Scrumpkin

Its a pet name that is often used ironically. Its just a term of endearment like 'pookie' and 'munchkin' and is used the same way. Its just to tell someone that they're silly and cute.

Person A: I've just gone and made you a little playlist :)

Person B: What the duck. Oh my gods. Thank you Scrumpkin that's so so sweet of you I'm crying.

by starsfornewtmas June 4, 2023

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.

Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.

by readyXsetXkill June 17, 2004