schlumpkining 

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.

Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!

schlumpkining by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009

schlumph 

To sleep.

It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.

Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.

Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".

"I need to schlumph before the party."

"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."

"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."

schlumph by xy&...z February 3, 2010

schlept 

1. (adj.) the state a person is in when they have passed out from having too many chemicals in their brain

I am going to be totally schlept after I take this geeb.

schlept by Trump_is_my_thicc_dad February 6, 2018

Post Nut Schlump 

The act of passing out after a hard nut.

Yo sorry I didn't text you back, the Post Nut Schlump hit me hard.

Post Nut Schlump by The Curler June 15, 2018

schlepp 

jewish/american slang term
1.v/to work physically

2.n/common laborer

I'm tired of schlepping salami!

That's a job for a schlepp!

schlepp by dharmabum February 21, 2004

schlumped

Extreme fatigue.

Yo Ima be extraa schlumped after doing this Precal Hw.

schlumped by K.iverson January 31, 2017

shiksa schlepper 

Shiksa schlepper-A Jewish guy who always has to bring a BEAUTIFUL Blonde Catholic girl to all social events, to one-up his friends, and make the Jewish girls jealous.

Melvin brought this gorgeous blonde to our Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity party last night. Killer body, too! What a shiksa schlepper!

shiksa schlepper by B. Ebstein February 16, 2008