Schauered

to become intoxicated followed by throwing up at the end of the night.

"Last night after the party, I was so Schauered."
"Oh man, I just Schauered all over my girlfriend's car."
"Last night was a bad night, I was Schauered when I got home."

by drunkgirl101 January 10, 2012

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Schlager

Queerbait, one who's fit for a good prison rimjob.

His blatant faggotry will get him nowhere in life, what a schlager!

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

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Schlager

Fucking idiot who gets a cab 1 block from his destination. Also known as a cock blocker.

I would have hooked up with Miss Iowa except my buddy pulled a Schlager!

by Nick January 14, 2004

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Shitty lager, possibly short for Grolschlager. In my opinion it is any kind of piss lager that you have to buy when the chips are down, i.e. Pabst, Hamms, Natty, Keystone, Milwakee's Best, Icehouse, or any other derivitive that sells for about 25 cents a can. The word is used in the famous debauchery anthem by Ween "Booze me up and get me high".

"All that schlager at the bar,
Flakes of gold swim in my brain"
Ween fucking rules, Boognish!!!!!!

After betting all his money on the losing cock at the cockfight, Billy could only afford to drink schlager until the end of the month.

by Runaway Jim June 12, 2005

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schwaggered

A state of intoxication to the point where you have a one night stand and pass out prior to kicikng that individual out the house and wake up in the morning questioning whether or not you just slept with that...

I woke up this morning and saw what was layin next 2 me....all I can say is I was schwaggered last night

by Vanilla Queen September 21, 2013