schlagendopper

When someone has the identical penis as you, you are unrelated, but the same penis, testicle do not have resemble eachother.
-Dude, you're my schlagendopper!
Hey! If you bone my ol lady she couldn't tell the difference, because you're my schlagendopper!
by BigBeauJangles March 13, 2025
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bidotion

A mixture of blood, dick, and lotion of any kind. Usually created by anal sex, or any tearing of the anal canal. The "dick" refers to ejaculant or "cum"
-God damn it smells like bidotion in here! What have you guys been doing?

-Dang! I got bidotion on my favorite shirt!
-hey is that bidotion dripping out of your ass?
by BigBeauJangles March 13, 2025
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