the study of looking fly and staying fresh. Often schooled by a Swagologist, keeping his students looking good and getting laid.
"dude, what do i gotta do to get girls to notice me?"
"yo brah, you best sign up for Swagology 101. Your swag needs some work.."
"yo brah, you best sign up for Swagology 101. Your swag needs some work.."
by Professor Fresh March 27, 2010
Get the Swagology mug.1. A piece of media focused on a topic so awful, that only equally awful people of that grouping will buy it. Strangely enough, these are often best-sellers, and generally abhorrently overprice for their overall literature worth. Brought out by publishers in order to cash in the malaise of contemporary society. (e.g. Diary of a Chav, The Princess Diaries, John McCririck's Autobiography)
2. A catalogue featuring items that no-one in their right minds would buy, lest they are arrested by the Taste Police. (e.g. the Sci-Fi fanatic's catalogue)
2. A catalogue featuring items that no-one in their right minds would buy, lest they are arrested by the Taste Police. (e.g. the Sci-Fi fanatic's catalogue)
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Becca: "I see Diary of a Chav is being sold at £7.99 in Waterstone."
Lewis: "Yes, and that's just the cover art".
Becca: "What moron would want that sort of Scatalogue? Oh, right."
2.
Warmy: "Did you see that 6-foot fibreglass C3P0 statue they were selling in that sci-fi scatalogue? Only £8,999!"
Richard: "I know, I bought 2, one for me, and one for my wife."
Warmy: "You don't have a wife."
Richard: "I'm aware of that."
Becca: "I see Diary of a Chav is being sold at £7.99 in Waterstone."
Lewis: "Yes, and that's just the cover art".
Becca: "What moron would want that sort of Scatalogue? Oh, right."
2.
Warmy: "Did you see that 6-foot fibreglass C3P0 statue they were selling in that sci-fi scatalogue? Only £8,999!"
Richard: "I know, I bought 2, one for me, and one for my wife."
Warmy: "You don't have a wife."
Richard: "I'm aware of that."
by Alexander Reed-Lofts October 17, 2007
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A website used by schools for teachers to post homework for students. Assuming that the website isn't down, it almost never takes submissions. The main gamic is that it syncs with power school, so teachers don't have to grade assignments twice. This never works and teachers always have to grade assignments twice. the program is slow when working and looks like it was built in 1998.
Teacher: "Why weren't you in the Zoom call?"
Student: "Schoology was down."
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "Schoology wouldn't accept my submission"
Student: "Schoology was down."
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "Schoology wouldn't accept my submission"
by Squiffer_Attack October 13, 2020
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Get the bovine scatologist mug.Andrew's such a better and less weird person since switching from $cientologist beliefs to scapologist one's.
by Ecf1 October 16, 2009
Get the scapologist mug.When you don't know what your major is so when someone asks you, you respond with "sackology" and spontaneously whip out your sack
Random person, "Hey dude what are you majoring in, in school?
You, "oh this new thing called SACKOLOGY" (whips out sack)
You, "oh this new thing called SACKOLOGY" (whips out sack)
by Finna McFinnafinna December 23, 2015
Get the Sackology mug.The study of how sluts or whores interact with other people, including other sluts. Popular studies go into slut determination (compared to regular women), how to pick up sluts, slutonomics (the cost of having a slut/sluts), interslut and intraslut sociology, and slut management.
Hey Tony, how did you do in that slutology 101 exam? I think I did well, but I had trouble answering how daddy issues lead to choking fetishes.
by The Human Whisk November 17, 2019
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