Despicable little fuckers that caused the 2021 graphics cards shortage.
They're the reason why we can't purchase a graphics card at a normal price.
Scalpers are literally the bane of everyone's existence.
They're the reason why we can't purchase a graphics card at a normal price.
Scalpers are literally the bane of everyone's existence.
Derp: You see ted over there?
Berp: Yeah
Derp: He's a scalper
Berp: Ew fuck that guy
Derp: Yeah fuck him
Berp: Yeah
Derp: He's a scalper
Berp: Ew fuck that guy
Derp: Yeah fuck him
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 11, 2021
Get the Scalper mug.A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.
B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.
B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.
A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.
B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!
B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!
by Cutxmexopen June 11, 2007
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Someone who buys things, such as computer graphics card, at the usual prices and then sells them, when they are difficult to get, at 100 times the regular price/MSRP.
Adam: I was trying to get a RTX 3070 for $399, It was out of stock and I looked on Ebay, and guess what? There's scalpers all around selling the 3070's for an INSANE price!
Jack: Wow I wanna fuck up those scalpers time so bad. Fuck you scalpers, Fuck you scalpers!
Jack: Wow I wanna fuck up those scalpers time so bad. Fuck you scalpers, Fuck you scalpers!
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Get the Scalpel Slut mug.1. People obsessed with plastic surgery.
2. What the fanbase of 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' call themselves
2. What the fanbase of 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' call themselves
Person 1: I think I need another facelift
Person 2: You're such a scalpel slut
or
Scalpel Sluts are to Repo! what Juggalos are to ICP
Person 2: You're such a scalpel slut
or
Scalpel Sluts are to Repo! what Juggalos are to ICP
by fellowscalpelslut June 27, 2009
Get the Scalpel Sluts mug.Person 1: Look at that ass hole over there with 7 ps5s. person 2 that guys definitely a scalper who go to resell them on eBay for 6900 each.
by Weeeeeeeee11 May 21, 2021
Get the Scalper mug.A literal garbage human that has massive amounts on unearned wealth by buying up a retail of its stock of a specific item (whether it be game consoles, PC components or Pokemon cards) and resell them at a ridiculously high price
Scalpers became the bane of everyone's existence when the COVID-19 pandemic hit in 2020, as Scalpers started to use custom made bots to buy the stocks of PS5s, XBOX Series X and Series X before everyone else does, not to mention buy up boxes of McDonald's exclusive Pokemon cards before Mickey D's had the chance to plant them into happy meals
However as of this article's writing, the modern day Scalper gets away with this trashy foolishness as Scalping is only illegal if they scalp tickets to sports events and other live events
Scalpers became the bane of everyone's existence when the COVID-19 pandemic hit in 2020, as Scalpers started to use custom made bots to buy the stocks of PS5s, XBOX Series X and Series X before everyone else does, not to mention buy up boxes of McDonald's exclusive Pokemon cards before Mickey D's had the chance to plant them into happy meals
However as of this article's writing, the modern day Scalper gets away with this trashy foolishness as Scalping is only illegal if they scalp tickets to sports events and other live events
Billy: Hi gang, i just got this sweet computer
Friend 1: Where did you get it?
Billy: StockX (THE Website that encouraged the Scalper movement as it is now)
Friend 2: Mate, you got hosed - We got ours at retail price
*Billy goes on road to be hit by a semi truck after realizing his fuck up*
Friend 1: Where did you get it?
Billy: StockX (THE Website that encouraged the Scalper movement as it is now)
Friend 2: Mate, you got hosed - We got ours at retail price
*Billy goes on road to be hit by a semi truck after realizing his fuck up*
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