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sludge

The poop you have after you drink a bunch of coffee.
I sure enjoy it when I have to take a sludge.
by miss milk December 12, 2010
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cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.
Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!
by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007
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Sludgee

When someone elses poo gets in your pants.
Man 1: "Oh man, somebody's poo just got in my pants."

Man 2: "Sounds like you got a sludgee."
by Law of the Jungle January 26, 2011
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Sludgey

To describe a crazy night out, not neccesarily good, but just really messed up and mental.
Lauren: 'Oh maan, last night was sludgey'
Amber: 'I know, when we dropped that orphan kid down a drain, that was choppy'
by Chamawakata September 15, 2010
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Sludge Kid

A “Sludge Kid” is a term generally used to describe a fairly indecent human being, typically being male. Factors typically include a guppy face with a stern fat-to-muscle radium of 64%. Sharing many similarities with the infamous boo-boo kid, sludge kids have a lethal toxicity, a result from all of the sunnyd they ingest. Studies suggest that there are approximately 2.5 billion sludge kids today, and rising with a staggering rate.
sludge kid wake up; you’re up to bat!
by JuciGmon July 5, 2019
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Sludge Knock

To catapult one's anus (i.e. the sludge factory) with a giant wang ... of sorts. When done correctly, all the sludge should be knocked out.
Father Big Boy, please don't sludge knock our wife.
by Robert Pepper FARTS November 27, 2010
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rave sludge

n. The combination of sweat, dirt, and other bodily fluids that coats everyone and everything at a rave
I was covered in so much rave sludge that I had to throw my clothes in the garbage.
by -syn- March 28, 2007
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