Sbludge
1. Hold your head up girl, ima bout to sbludge!
2. I didn't jerk off for a week and then I sbludged everywhere!
2. I didn't jerk off for a week and then I sbludged everywhere!
Sbludge by HigherP0wer November 10, 2011
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brain sludge
Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.
brain sludge by PWS27 May 3, 2017
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Sludge Cannon
A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.
Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.
"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."
"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."
Sludge Cannon by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016
Sludge monster
A self-descriptive term for a perception of self while in the middle of a depressive episode or burnout, meaning to be highly inactive and allow one’s self/surroundings fall apart. Particularly associated with neglecting grooming habits like showering, shaving, and cutting nails.
“I’ve been so burnt out this week I haven’t even had the energy to shower in three days; I feel like such a sludge monster.”
Sludge monster by ragonkmasterp1 April 27, 2023
Above The Sludge
Someone who is 'Scum'. A horrible person. They are literally, scum (scum being the layer that exists 'above the sludge', contained inside a cesspit).
Above The Sludge by theslaughterhouseblog June 2, 2017
Sludge toss
When you shit and cum in your hand and throw it at a females face and/or other body parts (ass, tits, cock, vagina)
Guy one: “Yo did you hear that David sludge tossed your girl?”
Guy two: “yo what the fuck is he good at it?”
Guy two: “yo what the fuck is he good at it?”
Sludge toss by Analtickler36 August 31, 2022
sludge knuckles
Shit residue, when you wipe but it's too slippery and you slide your knuckles in your dirty butt crack leaving a smear upon the the knuckle.
sludge knuckles by BrickkBoyy June 24, 2017
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"