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Sludge Cunt

When a person is being lazy, bitchy, and hasn't showered for at least a week.
Bro1: "Dude Matt must be on his man-period...and he smells horrible"

Bro2: "Yeah...He's being such a sludge cunt"
Sludge Cunt by ncboy421 November 16, 2011
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cunt sludge 

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.
Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!
cunt sludge by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007

cunt sludge 

the wet resedue on a vagina when a female is aroused or has had sexual intercourse! see also fanny batter
i love the taste of her cunt sludge
cunt sludge by mike January 5, 2004

smudge cunt 

When a woman has been having sex many times for atleast 2-3 days or more and hasnt bathed or washed her vagina
After three days in the hotel room, dan asked her to wash her smudge cunt so he could go downtown
smudge cunt by Spennyboo April 13, 2009

Sludgecunt 

1) A particularly unfriendly woman.

2) An extraordinarily promiscuous woman who chooses not to practice safe sex and may possess various STD's.
"Dude, did you hear Angela giving me shit earlier? What a total sludgecunt."

"Seriously dude, stay away from that one. What a sludgecunt."
Sludgecunt by SteveHeartsZombies August 12, 2012
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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