sauté hands

When your hands cramp up due to holding pan handles. Most likely to occur when a large amount of orders come in.

My hands hurt so much from all the dishes I prepared while working sauté tonight at work. I may have to go to the doctor and tell him about my sauté hands.

by Papa Crab May 12, 2014

Salted Dildo

A person of ill repute. In certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.

"That guy is a total salted dildo, he has a lint roller in his glovebox."
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"

by RustierNU March 11, 2017

salted fish

A term, originally from Chinese, used to refer to someone feeling tired and sluggish

After working long hours, I feel like a salted fish

by anon502 July 7, 2018

saucederphobic

a person who is SAUCEderphobic is a person who is afraid to get Sauced/drunk/smashed because they are afraid of getting sick, getting in trouble or it just being bad for them. A common symptom of Saucederphobia is the person is either dumping the booze without ppl seeing, or sipping on the same drink all night and pretending that they've had way more than one.

mike: yo dave, did u just see rufio dump his brew out a few minutes ago?

dave: yah man, i think he is saucederphobic!

by Big-T.R-Newmarket, June 13, 2007

Salted Pretzel

The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.

"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"

"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."

by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017

uber sauced

To get destroyed in any form of competition. See also: housed, raped, wrecked, pwnd

Oh shit i just got uber sauced at Halo 3

The Cowboys got uber sauced by the Pats.

by Jawn92 November 23, 2007

Sluted

A state of inebriation involving a combination of drugs and alcohol.

From the Kid Cudi song 'Embrace the martian'

Got wasted last night, then me and the boys headed home to a fifty bag and got sluted.

by Jinxreducing April 14, 2009