Sadism

Finding great pleasure in another person's suffering; going so far as to inflict that suffering intentionally in pursuit of one's own pleasure.

Jeff's penchant for sadism reached new heights when he found his ideal subject and truly delighted in her torment.

by MadMan'sMadQueen October 15, 2017

Summer's Eve Salesman

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.

Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.

by Annahoj June 1, 2007

Salesforce

a valuable technology that solves all your problems – including the problem where you fail to define a strategy or vision for using information about your clients (& interactions with them) while also failing to manage limited technical resources you have…and letting people at all levels of the company define how they’re going to define data in the system and policies for what to capture. And then ask your IT team to somehow create a comprehensive client view out of all this while not bothering the business leaders with silly questions.

It's in Salesforce.

by Lbbbb June 10, 2013

Salisbury Spritz

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.

My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.

by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

Salisha

Salisha is a beautiful, intelligent, wild child who loves adventures

Salisha is once in a lifetime beauty. Her sense of wonder and passion will change the way you look at the world.

by Takemesomewhereiveneverbeen July 29, 2016

sales weasel

A dishonest, slimey, skanky, sales WHORE who will do, say, and promise anything to separate you from your hard-earned money.

That frickin' sales weasel sold me one of those totally uncessary long-term warranty packages when I bought my Hugo.

by Dr. Fuego January 27, 2004

Salesy

I think of "salesy" as an adjective for someone who is a cheesy, aggressive and superficial salesperson of whatever product or service they are pitching.

That insurance guy was too salesy and insincere for me to be comfortable working with him.

by Kimmy K June 11, 2006