Salesy 

I think of "salesy" as an adjective for someone who is a cheesy, aggressive and superficial salesperson of whatever product or service they are pitching.

That insurance guy was too salesy and insincere for me to be comfortable working with him.

Salesy by Kimmy K June 11, 2006

Salesy 

pizza faced lying little bitch who lyes about stuff

god, she is such a salesy

Salesy by Lydia April 26, 2004

Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.

Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.

Daddy sales by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019

Salesmanipulationship 

A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.

A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.

Salesmanipulationship by -spectre- March 20, 2010

Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 

Spamton

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Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 by UrbanDicter1 February 21, 2022

Summer's Eve Salesman 

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.

Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.

Summer's Eve Salesman by Annahoj June 1, 2007

Salesforce 

a valuable technology that solves all your problems – including the problem where you fail to define a strategy or vision for using information about your clients (& interactions with them) while also failing to manage limited technical resources you have…and letting people at all levels of the company define how they’re going to define data in the system and policies for what to capture. And then ask your IT team to somehow create a comprehensive client view out of all this while not bothering the business leaders with silly questions.

It's in Salesforce.

Salesforce by Lbbbb June 10, 2013