shalini

noun. the practice of procrastinating on assignments, specifically assignments of incredible significance or importance. This procrastination is most often carried out by claiming that one is "not in the mood" to do said assignment. Instead, the person will go out and eat "to get more energy", take naps "because s/he has a headache", or goes on facebook because s/he "can't concentrate".

- "Guys, I really don't feel like doing my midterm essay. I think I'm going to take a nap and do it tomorrow".
- "You've said this the past 5 nights! Stop pulling a Shalini!"

by rice and bean April 4, 2009

Stalinium

The strongest metal ever created made in 1000 B.C.E by the ancient northern Russian colony known as the Stallony. It was used in the Great Russian War known as the ба́бушка or “babushka” if translated. This material is stronger than beskar and can only be forged by true northern Russians.

Only the true Russian bears of the north can craft Stalinium!!!

by the big snutch March 25, 2021

Stalinium

The hardest element that is known to man, named after the 1922-1953 Russian leader Joseph Stalin. (Note that it isn't real.)

The tank is made of PURE STALINIUM!

by StolenStalin April 19, 2017

Shalini

Shaming someone

He did coke and i totally shalini'd him in front of everyone.

by Swissguychicago July 7, 2018

stalinites

Modern foot soldiers of Marxist ideologies that burn, pillage, loot and attack everything that offends their world view

We should avoid that crowd of stalinites that is burning down that statue.

by Ofashea October 6, 2020

stalinize

To kill mercilessly, with no regret. Usually by slitting the throat by grabbing a person from behind.

Listen, shut the fuck up or I'll stalinize your ass!

If you don't cut it out I'll go stalin on your ass!

by CornMaster February 2, 2004

Stalinium

A metal forged by Stalin himself in the caves deep in Siberia, he commonly used his own sweat, bear blood form bears witch himself strangled, vodka and potato juice to glue it together, this material was used during 1939-1990’s. This material is not recognized by any country neither does it exist on the periodic table.
In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.

Rick: Jimmy do you see that T-72 over there?

Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonald’s deep fryer ready

*bounces on the side*

Rick: fucking Stalinium

by I_consume_littlechildren June 5, 2022