2 definitions by I_consume_littlechildren
“We’ve gathered everything there is to know about the vehicles being sent to Ukraine comrade *russian accent*”
“Where did you gather this information comrade *stringer Russian accent*
“I spent 5 minutes in war thunder forums comrade *even stronger Russian accent*”
“Where did you gather this information comrade *stringer Russian accent*
“I spent 5 minutes in war thunder forums comrade *even stronger Russian accent*”
by I_consume_littlechildren May 1, 2023
A metal forged by Stalin himself in the caves deep in Siberia, he commonly used his own sweat, bear blood form bears witch himself strangled, vodka and potato juice to glue it together, this material was used during 1939-1990’s. This material is not recognized by any country neither does it exist on the periodic table.
In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.
In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.
Rick: Jimmy do you see that T-72 over there?
Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonald’s deep fryer ready
*bounces on the side*
Rick: fucking Stalinium
Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonald’s deep fryer ready
*bounces on the side*
Rick: fucking Stalinium
by I_consume_littlechildren June 5, 2022