smlol

shit myself lol

i smlol

by smlol June 5, 2009

smol

something small and irresistible that must be protected and cherished

Tyler Joseph is such a smol bean.

by some unimportant rando July 15, 2017

Pulling a Jussie Smollett

When a group or individual claims racism but when investigated the evidence for the allegation is untrue.

Them fools thought I was a racist, but I was just "pulling a Jussie Smollet". Isn't it ironic, when a jackass gets away with "pulling a Jussie Smollett"?

by Lord Shiva the Destroyer November 30, 2019

Jussie Smollett

When a guy beats your dick so hard, he has to lie to the world.

Police: Sir, did you beat this guys dick and pour bleach on it?
Suspect: No way, man. I would never give a Jussie Smollett!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 5, 2019

Smolletting

Giving of an elaborate, contrived story delivered with complete conviction for the purpose of personal personal gain.

What a story —you're smolletting me, man.

by Rocco X February 21, 2019

Smollet

(noun) Smol - Let

A person who plans a hoax attack on themself for a political agenda, career desperation, relationship troubles and/or fame to gain support towards your victimhood but fail in making it believable and get caught in the lie. Although, you still won’t admit to it, therefore completely achieving the opposite effect one wanted with everyone now hating you.

Hey man, you hear about Drew? He’s a smollet and anti-Semite. He claimed to be beaten up by two Jewish men; but it turns out he paid two Algerians. He’s in love with that anti-Semitic congresswoman, Ilhan Omar, and hoped she’d visit him at the hospital. But she only likes real anti-Semites.

by Evan Del February 19, 2019

Smollett

An intentional act meant to deceive in order to gain fame, money, respect, pity, or exposure.

That dude did not lift 500 lbs. He just pulled a Smollett. Those are hollow weights, man.

by BennyBoomBoom March 9, 2019