Smegmatician

A connoisseur of smegma who is very skilled in identifying, producing, and harvesting the delicious substance.

Tony: "This wine is bland."
Justin: "Good thing you are in the presence of a smegmatician! I have the perfect fresh smegma to pair with this bottle."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

smegmalith

Mythical structure. A huge tower or monolith constructed entirely out of penis cheese. The possibility of its actual existence has been discussed in many an asinine debate amongst social circles whose activities revolve largely around the expansion of the mind by foreign substance.

"Behold, the smegmalith of legend. Fear not its godlike stature or life-taking effluvium"

by T-Wrex December 15, 2008

stepmania

The best fucking game EVER! its ddr, only you use your fingers as feet or you can play with your feet if you have a pad.

Holy shit i cant believe i AAed an 11 step song on stepmania! i'm gonna go out to the bar to celebrate!

by Theamazingbender October 19, 2006

smegmadilla

Saving cock cheese and spreading thin on a tortilla and microwaving with franks red hot sauce until crispy . Concluding with consuming the smegmadilla

Bro chad fed me a smegmadilla on acid the other night man it was tangy

by Smegmadillaeater March 7, 2021

Smegmatta

The term sourrounding the practice or art of collecting Smega

Pam asked Vinnie to help with her smegmatta task.

by Zeppelin! August 30, 2007

smegonian

Those of the religion of Smegma. The smegonians live in a city called Smegxico. The smegxicans worship their smegma god and he comes to them in their dreams to teach them the ways of the smegonians.

Our newly found smegonian brother got a visit from the SmegGod last night.

by AgentMaine27 October 31, 2017

smegmatism

Something that is revolting, disgusting, filthy, dirty, smelly or otherwise repulsive. Can be used as an insult.

Related to the term 'smeggy'

The toilet was covered in smegmatism

Hey John, you're a big smegmatism

by jimi123 March 11, 2010