scheme goblin

Young children, around 11/12 years old who hail from impoverished housing estates generally in Scotland. Vocabulary includes; "Whit ye daein?", "Mon then ya wee prick!", and "Ma boy's away tae pick up ma green". You'll find them hanging around vandalised parks, smoking, drinking, and engaging in sexual acts. One can presume they have already contracted an STD. Generally just wee fucks who steal shit and burn everything else

"Man I was looking forward to smoking that weed tonight! Except some scheme goblins went and stole it, jakey wee bastards!"

by GhettoMidget June 24, 2014

scheme rat

Someone in the uk who lives in a council housing scheme, these people are usually jobless and have countless children. They spend most of there day watching Jeremy Kyle or walking to the shops for cheap cider and lager usually wearing pyjamas and fake ugg boots.

I met a girl on Saturday night but I have been deliberately missing her calls because she's nothing but a scheme rat.

That scumbag Stevie is nothing but a scheme rat he spends his days drinking cider and smoking weed

by Djc2508 January 23, 2014

scheme artist

A person, (who usually has an accomplice), that thinks of devious and scandalous plans time and time again sometimes with the intent to hurt.

Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce with Rhianna. So Beyonce and Kelly Rowland schemed up a plan to catch Jay in the act. Kelly and Beyonce repeatedly do this to Jay with any other female he speaks to which makes them scheme artists.

by Kaitlin the G and Kara Lael January 14, 2008

scheme team

A group a men who go around getting women thru plans and arranged tactics

Tim: "yo sean you going to that party?"
Sean:"hell yeah dude, assemble the SCHEME TEAM"

by Butter69 April 14, 2016

scheme burd

lassie that lives in a bad or dodgy housing estate or council house. They may act in a way that is tough and try to act hard. they probably live in poverty

Justin: You're a scheme burd gadz
Ava: Aye n wit

by wityouonbruv December 24, 2019

Scheme eyes

When a girl gives you this look you know it's going down. She'll squint her eyes at you and have a smirk on her face.

"Dude I saw her giving me the scheme eyes across the room, she definitely wants the "D""

by Jatthews January 24, 2014

scheme cleaners

'scheme cleaners' are those that have nothing better else to do than just scheme on people that have something profitable that they want to obtain. They're most known as 'meth heads' that go on the prowl in the wee hours hoping to scheme anyone or anything out of something they want.

"hey man, I heard the owner of that store has a safe that can be gotten".
"Naw man, you haven't heard? " Those fking ' schemes of friends of yours done got everything worth value "

"Fucking 'Scheme Cleaners'..."

by Nevarerom September 23, 2021