Land Scallops

Are you coming to the BBQ? Jim Bob is making Land Scallops!
by Baron Von Uterati February 02, 2018
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popped a scallop

Surprise and rapid protrusion of a testicle from tight underwear or pants, most likely from casual and open-legged sitting positions.
With those tight shorts he inevitably popped a scallop.
by Swag78 January 08, 2019
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Salty Scallops

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.
Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.
by JingleBalls696969 October 31, 2017
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twat scallops

the bitch had twat scallops from hell or a scalloped clam
by scallopman October 16, 2008
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Potato Scallop

The name incorrectly given to a Potato cake by people from Northern Australia who make poor decisions
My ex used to call it a Potato Scallop, that’s why she’s my Ex
by Zachory October 09, 2020
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Cum Scallop

A semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex. The receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. This snack is often garnished with salt.
Dude, I ate my girlfriends cum Scallop last night. It was delicious!
by CumGuzzler April 17, 2012
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scallop fingers

What happens to your fingers after finger banging a girl too much. Possibly accompanied by the smell of fish.
Yo, I finger banged that bitch until I got scallop fingers.
by MonRolly August 30, 2017
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