scallop

The end of a phrase of disbelief.

What the SCALLOP?!?
- Plankton, having seen the power of the Goofy Goober.

by Random Task July 12, 2007

Scallop

The act of hitting someone open palmed on the back of the head in an upwards motion. Often done in an attempt to annoy

Oi scallop him
Yeah allright

by Nibbler The Ass Muncher, Crunch Crunch Crunch! June 16, 2007

scallop

can be inserted for nearly any exclamation, and also used as a verb to describe violence or domination. in fact, can be used as a noun when no other word will suffice.

Oh scallops! Did you see that scallop? That punter just got scalloped!

by ScallopKing October 18, 2008

Scallop

Instead of using random, which has been completely overused by annoying teenagers and social imbeciles, scallop is a useful substitute - purely because it is a completely random word. Now that's sticking it to them!

Dave - "Hey dude, how bizarre is this, I went to see a gynecologist and I saw Louise from school."

Richard - "That's totally scallop. You don't even have a snatch."

by Grouchokirst March 19, 2009

scallop

Any of various free-swimming marine mollusks of the family Pectinidae, having fan-shaped bivalve shells with a radiating fluted pattern. Taste like ass.

I went to a restaraunt and got some scallops.

by ...me... May 18, 2006

Scallop

A shaved pussy

She shaves her pussy so much it is a fresh scallop

by Mongoliod1535 February 4, 2019

scallop

Usually not real shellfish but a circular plug of fish meat with almost no flavor.

She ordered scallops thinking that she was getting shellfish. Luckily there was enough sauce so that it still tasted okay.

by Gnarlstoe Charlemagne October 7, 2006