Critical Role

A show on Geek & Sundry's Twitch channel where nerdy-ass voice actors sit around for three to six hours and play Dungeons & Dragons.

"Hey dude, do want to watch Critical Role with me?"
"What is it?"
"It's a Dungeons & Dragons show that airs every Thursday!"
"So...you play Dungeons & Dragons?"
"No, it's watching other people play D&D."
"How long is this show?"
"Well, an episode can be anywhere between three to six hours..."
"Dude, you need to get a life!"

by CritRole May 27, 2017

rolf harris eating a banana

pornography that includes a close up of a hairy vagina with a dick in it, looking like bearded aussie tv presenter rolf harris eating a banana

'god i saw this really old porn and it looked like rolf harris eating a banana'

by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009

Positive Male Role Model

A man who shares wisdom as a mentor to others who need guidance.

Without having a positive male role model, people will seek validation from powerful male figures throughout their lives and never know why.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

rolen

He's a gorgeous human. He will get many girls, and you'd be lucky to call him yours. He's a great kid we can be a real jerk but just because he is jealous of things. There are many great things about Rolen and you'd wish to not take him for granted.

Me: He's really nice!

Friend: He's rolen.

Me: Figures.

by Woke up with the stick July 12, 2017

Victim Role

People who often cause drama and then feel attacked when confronted. They are devious and often whine and complain how no one likes them. All the while trying to maintain doe eyed innocence.

Ugh, that Jenn girl is always playing the victim role.

by CharminglyOffensiveGirl October 26, 2011

Roffel

An attempt to pronounce the acronym ROFL as a word.

roffel, that was 2 funny 4 me!

by KYX! February 6, 2003

Role Playing Disorder

An invented syndrome popular on online journaling sites (LiveJournal, Dreamwidth, et al) where the "sufferer" claims to have multiple personalities present in one single body.

Unlike clinical MPD/DID, these personalities are most often take from pop culture: rock stars, anime characters, and movie heroes. Less frequently seen are non-human "personalities" like vampires, dragons, and elves.

Those suffering from RPD will call it "pluralism" or refer to themselves as a "multiple system" - while staunchly insisting they are perfectly sane and rejecting all claims that their condition was invented solely due to desperate need to escape the monotony of their useless lives.

No dude, you have Role Playing Disorder and watched Star Wars a few too many times.

by isthisreallife May 23, 2011