rectal piss

Severe diarhea that is mostly liquid and feels like piss coming out of your butt.

Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.

by Michael_Hunt April 21, 2008

Rent-a-rectum

Anal prostitution

If you want that kind of action, just go to the car lot and see the Rent-a-rectum operation going on there!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

rectal rummager

One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. Also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scrotum soldier.

"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"

by bigjimdx June 1, 2005

rectal eclipse

When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.

"Look out for Sharon. She had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting."

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

Rectal Fortitude

The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.

The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.

by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

Rantaro

Meaning a character that 100% deserved better than what they ended up getting.
"Rantaro" is often used to refer to a boy with light green hair and a hot body. The boy often also radiates "fuck boy energy", although they are sweeter than it seems at first.

Person: Omg, I just finished the show and the protagonist is a total Rantaro!

Person: Why are the Rantaro characters always so hot? It's not fair!

by Anonyymisynonyymi May 23, 2020

Rectal ripper

A painful fart.

Ahhhh!! a rectal ripper rupture, l fear!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016