deer rental

a prostitute that doesn't shave... anything

Bob: I fucked a deer rental last nite
Jose: EW!

by boobsack55 November 25, 2011

Amazon Rental

Purchasing an item on Amazon to use briefly with no intention of keeping it. This is often done to impress others or to address a short term problem.

George: Brah, I just scored a gig to play at a huge music festival. I'm going to look like a schlep with this shitty guitar I have.

Ken: Amazon rental to the rescue!

George: Say what?

Ken:. Buy it and return it like a month later. It's a win win. You'll be drowning in roadie ass for free!

George: Genius!

by MrMojoRisin17 September 20, 2021

Renaldo

The person you spend your whole life looking for. A handsome guy with a body that blows your breath away. He is an outgoing and bold person, but also the kindest guy you'll know. Girls drool over him. He is in love with one special girl that he would do anything for. If you get your hands on a Renaldo, don't ever let him go.

Person one: My heart keeps getting broken by jerks. Why cant i just find a guy that is good looking and treats me right?
Person two: You are looking for a Renaldo. He is the one.

by Murphy Mosquito November 11, 2019

regalado

the worlds handsome people. the tend to be super hot and awesome.

dude that girl is so hot. she must be a regalado

by yolo9000 August 27, 2014

Dopefiend Rental

A vehicle obtained in trade for drugs, usually for a set amount of time although occasionally the owner will call it in stolen.

Cuz why I got a dopefiend rental for but 1 rock, what it do.

by Fetty Heen May 19, 2005

Jack Rental

Within the cut throat gaming community of Combat Arms, there is a term for renting weapons... that term is Jack Rental. Jack is a legend within the CA community, he also will defend CA against any criticism to the point of raging and probably being blue in the face! As long as the Jack Rental can rack up 100 frags a round, and mock his own team because his rented weapons are superior to the casual gamer, Jack is in command! Be warned when you face him or even if you are unlucky enough to be teammates with him.

I would play Combat Arms, but Jack Rental is such a cock sucking prick when you play with him.

by Jale2Ice March 16, 2010

rental units

the two people who reared you, but who you sometimes wish that you could return when they become annoying
Sometimes referred to as the parental units

The rental units called, I missed my curfew. Shitty.

by marianne9909 December 19, 2007