rat-faced ass wagon

A slut bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then fucks around behind your back. A rat-faced ass wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. She is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. Your friends will often hate her because... well, she sucks.

Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."

by Absconder February 27, 2011

Rat-Faced Bastard

Look at him. He looks like a fucking HIV infested rat

Seeing Jason walk down the street, i quickly told my mother with disgust, "Its the Rat-Faced Bastard again."

by He who cannot be named December 14, 2004

Rat-faced Ragdoll

Someone who becomes Ragdoll like because they cant control their limbs when trollied.Drunk

"why wont she get up?"
"she cant because she's a rat-faced ragdoll,"

by mongchariotforhire July 31, 2009

Two faced Jackal-Rat

A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!

Two men go into a public bathroom:

Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!

Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.

Man 1: A two faced what?!

Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!

by Jackalratexpert23 July 21, 2011

facebook rat

One who spends an exorbitant amount of time on facebook. Similar to Gym-rat.

Everytime I log on to my fbook I see phil on there. He's such a facebook rat!

by pooOnU May 8, 2010

ratface

An ugly chick, most commonly with a ratlike nose/other features.

Holly is such a ratface, that nose of hers is soooo annoying!

by Sister Helen August 30, 2008

Ratfaced

Very drunk. When you are both rat-arsed and shitfaced at the same time. The term also describes the effect of extreme drunkeness on a person's face, whereby they screw up their features and expose their front teeth.

Let's get ratfaced!

by angrywarden February 21, 2009