Quarf

Name: Quarf Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
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A queef that is loud but not as loud as a fart

Quarf by Nistiredd November 14, 2018

When you fart into a vagina and they queef it out.

Bro Tiffany and I totally quarfed last night

Quarf by WeAllWould May 11, 2021

I quarfed in my girl last night and she orgasmed harder than an epileptic at a rave

I tried so hard to cum, but all I could do was quarf

One farts into a vagina and queefs it out and the result is a quarf.

He farted in my pussy and I quarfed it out.

Quarf by Bad Spoon August 17, 2022

The male version of queef, the sound of air escaping the urethral meatus, particularly after undergoing surgical urethral dilatation.

Did you see that "little person" eating a jar of pickled eggs? I took off my pants and quarfed right in his face!

Quarf by alunen November 30, 2023

When you queef and fart at the same time when having sex with your dog

Quarf by Janiejakens January 13, 2026

quarf an hour

Some nonsense Ian Dunt came up with.

All my life I have been saying the phrase 'quarf an hour' for quarter of an hour. A few minutes ago, I found out it does not exist.