arf quarf

Quarf produced by a member of the canine family.

My dog keeps leaving these arf quarf stains all over my carpet. It's enough to make me want to quarf.

by Jesus Crosby-Lindner November 10, 2007

Quarf

When you fart into a vagina and they queef it out.

Bro Tiffany and I totally quarfed last night

by WeAllWould May 11, 2021

Quarf

A Quarf occures is when a man's is masturbating and beings to make a slimy sound. Mostley happens when he hasnt cleaned off the seemen from the previous masturbation, also known as a Fish Dick (Smelly Dick) which is simalar to Fish Taco (smelly vagina) for women.

bill: man, stop jacking off!!
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.

by Legato V4V May 14, 2009

Quarf

A queef that is loud but not as loud as a fart

Hunter she just quarfed on my dick!!

by Nistiredd November 14, 2018

Quarf

Farting cum out of your penis.

I quarfed in my girl last night and she orgasmed harder than an epileptic at a rave

I tried so hard to cum, but all I could do was quarf

by SenõrEpico May 3, 2022

quarf an hour

Some nonsense Ian Dunt came up with.

All my life I have been saying the phrase 'quarf an hour' for quarter of an hour. A few minutes ago, I found out it does not exist.

by SomeNonsense April 15, 2021

Quarf

The male version of queef, the sound of air escaping the urethral meatus, particularly after undergoing surgical urethral dilatation.

Did you see that "little person" eating a jar of pickled eggs? I took off my pants and quarfed right in his face!

by alunen November 30, 2023