Quarf

A very rancid queef. Usually extremely audible (exceeding 100 decibals) and can cause loss of hearing, nerve damage, and soiled undies.

Yo james moore, that girl alison rogers just quarfed all over the place. I can't feel the left side of my body. Call a fucking ambulance.

by Evelyn Fasano August 18, 2009

Quarf

(N) A very loud and deep sounding queef.

Originated in 2006 when a female practiced to take in air through her vagina hole and push it out in a roaring manor.

After she let out a petite queef and I bursted into laughter; She showed me how loud she could quarf.

by I.A.MM. September 11, 2013

Quarf

A fart and queef that occurs at the same time.

Bro, I was slammin this girl last night so hard she quarfed. Shit smelled like shit fish..

by *hndakd* August 07, 2017

Quarf

A male version of a queef. The sound mostly happens during masturbation.

Boy: Fuck, i just quarfed.

by Rainbows Jumpping Unicorns July 22, 2009

Quarf

when air comes out of your penis and sounds like a fart, like a woman quiffs out her vagina

A ups employee quarffed while bending over to pick up a package

by SoCOR December 13, 2010

Quarf

When a Man exhales air from his Penis. Sometimes, Involves blood.

"Dude I Quarfed, I think there's blood".

by Shika69 June 01, 2011

Quarf

To fart out one's male reproductive Peehole.

i quarfed out of my dick

by poopenheimer December 09, 2008