Top definition
A very rancid queef. Usually extremely audible (exceeding 100 decibals) and can cause loss of hearing, nerve damage, and soiled undies.
Yo james moore, that girl alison rogers just quarfed all over the place. I can't feel the left side of my body. Call a fucking ambulance.
by Evelyn Fasano August 18, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Quarf mug for your girlfriend Riley.
Apr 18 Word of the Day
Joe: my mom died yesterday

John: bruuhh

Joe: Yo my mom just won million dollars

John: bRuHhh

Joe: my mom made dinner for us
John: bruh
by I eat forks with noodles October 30, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Bruh mug for your girlfriend Beatrix.
2
(N) A very loud and deep sounding queef.

Originated in 2006 when a female practiced to take in air through her vagina hole and push it out in a roaring manor.
After she let out a petite queef and I bursted into laughter; She showed me how loud she could quarf.
by I.A.MM. September 11, 2013
Get the mug
Get a Quarf mug for your father Trump.
3
a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.
"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."
by ANNE and cookie July 10, 2008
Get the mug
Get a quarf mug for your dog Julia.
4
A fart and queef that occurs at the same time.
Bro, I was slammin this girl last night so hard she quarfed. Shit smelled like shit fish..
by *hndakd* August 07, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Quarf mug for your mother-in-law Julia.
5
when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts
This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.
by travlax December 17, 2010
Get the mug
Get a quarf mug for your brother-in-law Georges.
6
A male version of a queef. The sound mostly happens during masturbation.
Boy: Fuck, i just quarfed.
Get the merch
Get the Quarf neck gaiter and mug.

Activity