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Quarf
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The
male
version of
queef
, the sound of
air
escaping the urethral meatus, particularly after undergoing surgical urethral dilatation.
Did you see that "little
person
" eating a jar of pickled eggs? I took off my
pants
and quarfed right in his
face
!
Quarf
by
alunen
November 30, 2023
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Quarf
mug.