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Pussywhiplash 

A spinal injury caused by the sudden impact of arbitrary rules suddenly imposed by a controlling girlfriend.
--"I'm going on a diet."
--"Diet? You? Why, bro?"
--"MY girlfriend says I'm too fat."
--"I think we need to get you to a doctor. You seem to be suffering from pussywhiplash."
Pussywhiplash by Weasel Dan May 4, 2014

pussywhipped 

To be henpecked to the point of surrendering your own will to that of your wife. See also Jeffrey Quinlan.
"My wife yelled at me for buying stuff on Ebay!"
pussywhipped by Don't Tell January 20, 2005

Pussywhistle

A name that makes other unusual names seem less horrid such as Audio Science. Never to be used as a first name. Something you should never name your child.
A Hollywood actress named her son Audio Science but thats a helluva lot better than Pussywhistle.
Pussywhistle by Periwinkle. August 28, 2005

PUSSYWHIPPED 

when you are whipped by the pussy mean you are a girls bitch or that you do shit for girls or you are a girls bitch cant say no to girls
charles is whipped by all the girlsno can say no to anygirl. Charles is PUSSYWHIPPED by girls
PUSSYWHIPPED by BRENT YONAHARA December 28, 2005

pussywhistle

That one douche in your crew that comes along when all your boys are tryin to get laid and wrecks the vibe, causing all females that were on the hook to scatter. Often the most drunk or most annoying guy you know employing all kinds of game crushing bullshit.
Dammit, we better lock up this crew fast because here comes Thomas blowing his pussywhistle.
pussywhistle by Drucifersden November 10, 2013

pussywhipped 

How Jake McClintock is with his girlfriend of two months.
"Hey Jake, do you want to have a barbecue on Saturday?"

"I can't, dude. I am going to be in Martinez with Kelly."

"You're one pussywhipped bitch!"
pussywhipped by Tampico Court August 13, 2018