Pussywhiplash

A spinal injury caused by the sudden impact of arbitrary rules suddenly imposed by a controlling girlfriend.

--"I'm going on a diet."
--"Diet? You? Why, bro?"
--"MY girlfriend says I'm too fat."
--"I think we need to get you to a doctor. You seem to be suffering from pussywhiplash."

by Weasel Dan May 4, 2014