pussyitis

When one has the oppertunity to complete and chokes horribly with some stupid excuse. Especially with a pussyass blister.

Player one Now that James is hurt will Pinkle play fullback?
Player 2 No he went out with a blister.
Player 1 O he must have a case of pussyitis.

by JC January 11, 2004

Pusspit

A person who thinks they are morally superior to everyone but is actually a registered sex offender.

That pusspit just used a lighter instead of matches.

by VinniAlmost June 1, 2020

Booty Pursuit

When you and your boys spot some nice ass and you know you gotta make your way through that crowd like Usain Bolt just to get a quick look.

Brian: Damn, did you see the ass on that?
Joe: I sure did. Looks like we best be going on that Booty Pursuit.
Brian: Booty Pursuit?! Oh shit! Let's roll!

by rd111 June 6, 2016

Trivial Pursuit

A wicked board game of question and answer. Now comes in 1st edition and Twentieth Century Edition

Forget Monopoly. I'm in the mood for something more challenging, like Trivial Pursuit!

by Denis Baldwin October 9, 2003

pussyitus

When you make up injurys so you dont have to do anything....

I have a headache so i cant run..
wow you have pussyitus sound familiar

by kakillala April 8, 2008

Pussitus

One who suffers from a chronic disorder that doesnt allow you to do jackshit. Usually a disease for a huge pussy with no reason to live.

Aaron: Hey, you wanna go do some shenanigans?
Ben: Nah dude i gotta sit this one out, my great aunt is dying
David: Dont worry aaron, Ben suffers from chronic pussitus

by blew2 December 18, 2010

pursuit of happiness

"We hold these truths to be sacred & undeniable; that all men are created equal & independent, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, & liberty, & the pursuit of happiness; ..." --Thomas Jefferson

he Committee of Five edited Jefferson's draft. Their version survived further edits by the whole Congress intact, and reads:6

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. ——

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015